Star Quality Voice Notes
Episode 4: Bethenny Frankel
If a Dior bag flies and no one is there to build a lifestyle brand around it, did the Dior bag fly at all? After 5-6 months—but literally… who is counting??—I’ve returned to the mic to rant about Bethenny Frankel’s craven brand building practices as she pivots to COnstant THoughts about Dior Bags in TikTok’s dying days while her legion of new followers chase down Oscar De La Renta accessories in the Closet.
If none of this makes sense to you, 3 out of 4 licensed therapists would understand that to be healthy, grounded and beautiful.
Glossary for the uninitiated:
Constant Thoughts = Conspiracy Theories
Dior Bag = Drones
Oscar De La Renta = Orb
Prada = Plasmoid
Closet = Sky
Bethenny Frankel ≠ Ethical
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